Proof That Nobody is Chuck Norris

A Nobody - Somebody- Everybody - Chuck Norris Problem

(Copied from Uncyclopedia :D)

So we all know that

(1) Nobody can defeat Chuck Norris

(2) In a fight between Somebody and Nobody , Somebody must win

(3) Everybody can defeat Somebody

(4) Chuck Norris can defeat Everybody

So we have

Chuck Norris can defeat Everybody which can defeat Somebody which wins over Nobody

Hence (5) Chuck Norris can defeat Nobody

(1) and (5) implies Nobody is Chuck Norris

Why does it always rain when u don't have an umbrella ?

This may have happened with many of us . It happened with me today. The story goes as usual.

Bought a new umbrella last week. Carried it all along but always when it wasn't raining. It rained at night and at times I was disconnected from the external network (i.e. conscious world).

After a week of caution , I finally relaxed it won't rain while I am carrying it.

So went for dinner. Had a nice (I would rather say a bad one as it was @ Billu's . The roti there and leather have similar elastic properties. and the oil must have been atleast used 100 times before they cooked the PBM (paneer butter masala) I got after an almost never ending wait. ) dinner. Went out to Puri gate for a Real Fruit Juice (I hope its really real) .

And there it goes ...

Shooting and falling like bullets in a war... every drop of rain had me as the target.

And why ??? Because I wasn't carrying an umbrella today !!

How mean !!! (of whoever up there is controlling the flow of water in the clouds)

But I enjoyed it. After all I got wet in the rain after so long. It felt really good ;)

A small little crazy poem (or something like that)

Hold me .

Stop me.

I m running away.

Can't you see ?

The sky is orange .

And the sea dark

I am going into it .

And you don't even care to bark ?